Honestly. I do NOT feel like talking to you every time I come out of my house.
No my husband is not home.
Yes, he's at work.
No, I do not want to talk, again, about your grass. No I do not want to hear again how the other kids think you are weird because SIR, you are weird.
Yes, I think it is inappropriate for a man to be constantly talking to me and prying into my life because one, I'm freakin' married and two two SO ARE YOU.
Please go away.