You Know Your Neighbor's Drunk When....
The current outdoor temp is approximately 38 degrees.
And she's barefoot.
Her trashcan at the curb is stuffed with Schlitz beer cans.
And its raining.
Man, I love my 'hood.
Welcome to our cozy neighborhood where we drink mimosas & martinis at noon on Mondays & welcome anyone. Come as you are & join us, won't you?
We would love to have you. If you are tired of not being able to be who you truly are, at your current home & you're interested in "moving in" to our neighborhood, drop the Home Owners Association a line. We have lots of secrets to share. We're sure you do, too!
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