Thursday, December 07, 2006

You Know Your Neighbor's Drunk When....

Its 10:30 am, on a Saturday, and she's outside mowing.
Wearing BluBlockers.
The current outdoor temp is approximately 38 degrees.
And she's barefoot.
Her trashcan at the curb is stuffed with Schlitz beer cans.
And its raining.

Man, I love my 'hood.
posted by Berklie at 5:20 AM | Permalink

5 Whispers:

At 5:08 PM, Blogger Angelina

Are you for real?


At 6:23 PM, Blogger Berklie

Totally for real. I LOVE this 'hood. Never a dull moment. I would've snapped a pic but she was mowing towards me as I drove by. Damn.


At 6:41 PM, Blogger Ms. O

Come on ladies, you don't own a pair of those ~fabulous~ shades yourself?

Those are out of control!


At 9:50 AM, Blogger Mrs. Knightly

Picture please.
This is a must see situation.


At 12:20 PM, Blogger Berklie

Mrs Knightly~
I'll see what I can do about a pic. This woman being drunk before noon is no oddity around this 'hood. She's a true character.


Welcome to our cozy neighborhood where we drink mimosas & martinis at noon on Mondays & welcome anyone. Come as you are & join us, won't you?

We would love to have you. If you are tired of not being able to be who you truly are, at your current home & you're interested in "moving in" to our neighborhood, drop the Home Owners Association a line. We have lots of secrets to share. We're sure you do, too!

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i so wish...
Vodka, anytime!
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