Friday, November 17, 2006

bears have it good, yeah they do

Dear God,

Thank you for the gift of giving life, really.
I love my children and I can not imagine my life without them. However, ahem, why is that in order to get these most wonderful creatures I have to sacrifice my sleep?

My son is four years old and I don't think I've had a decent nights sleep without the assistance of jose cuervo for over four years. I mean come on, we can't honestly exclude the months before the babes are born where we toss and turn like beached whales belly up... can we?
No. I can't.

I would gladly do fourteen hours of labor, again, for fourteen hours of sleep.
Consequitively.

I want to hibernate like a bear. Oh folks, they have it good. They stuff themselves, get fat, and then find a wicked hole to swell in all winter long.

Sad I'm not a bear,
Angelina


P.s. What should I name my carafe, the beautiful wine holder?
 
posted by Angelina at 4:44 AM | Permalink


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At 5:21 AM, Anonymous Berklie

Oh girl, I so feel your sleep pain, yes ma'am I do.
As for your sweet lil wine maiden's name name? I vote "Marylin Merlot".

 

At 2:41 PM, Blogger Mrs. Knightly

Sleep deprivation is the worst.
Especially when it drags on for years.
I hope you find a solution for it....

I just can't think of a name for your glass. But I like Berlie's idea for it!!

 

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